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lalala [07 Apr 2007|06:09pm]
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just a shout out. [02 Sep 2005|03:38pm]
jsut a shout out to all my bitches.
expecially the ones in high school ;-)

hope you guys are having a great year.

im coming back to visit on thanksgiving weekend.

dude and im so totally in college now :-P

haha.... its kinda nice having my classes end at 8 am on friday.

but i am bored...

which is why im writing this.....
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FRIENDS ONLY BIZNATCH [13 Jul 2005|07:26pm]
im going to write some of my entries friends only now.
so if you dont have a livejournal account and/or we're not friends.
lucky you.
you don't have to read my deepest darkest secrets.
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OMG I LOVE THAT SONG :-) [01 Jul 2005|05:35pm]

Your Summer Anthem is Best Of You by the Foo Fighters

I've got another confession my friend
I'm no fool
I'm getting tired of starting again
Somewhere new


While you may seem bright on the outside, your insides have a distinct angst flavor.

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I'm on boat time. [16 Jun 2005|08:05am]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | none. ]

boat time means i get tired and start wanting to sleep around 8:30 pm. and then i wake up at 5:30. well last night i went to bed a lot later than 8:30... but i still woke up at 5:30. shucks.

I'll make this description of my trip short. (haha that's right ryan. like me.)

Snorkling: spent LOTS of time doing that. cool things i saw include sea turtles, puffer fish, baracudas, sea fans, sponges, parrot fish, squirrel fish, and a whole bunch of cool fish i can't name.

The Baths: this place on the Virgin Gorda (the sailors thought the island looked like a pregnant woman... so they decided to call it the pregnant virgin. those silly british) lots of places to climb and hidden pools underneath the rocks. super fantastic. I have realized I love climbing rocks. Makes me feel tall.

"You can't judge a man by the size of his dinghy" races: Carrie and Lauren kicked our butt twice. But we kicked Laura's mom and dad's butt, so we were right in the middle. We think that the dinghy went slower with us because we're so fat. and carrie and lauren aren't. bummer. I was sad.

Bar hopping: we went to a few of the island bars. Last Resort had tons of animals running around and a live band. by far my favorite. I danced with this guy named dan. laura will put pictures of him up later. *giggles* The Willy T was not very active the night we went there so it had good music. oh and there's this tradition at the Willy T (which is actually a boat anchored in a bay with a restaurant and bar) where if you jump off the top of it naked into the water, you get a free Willy T t-shirt. hmm..... None of the other ones are worth mentioning. and no, there is no drinking age in the BVI. and NO! i didn't drink a drop.

Things that were gross about living on a boat: pumping the toilet... and not being able to flush toilet paper. having to be careful not to pump the toilet while there were swimmers in the water. one shower every three days. on the back of the boat. accumulating trash and not having anywhere to put it. rotten potatoes. seagull poo. sweating while sleeping because of the lack of airflow in the cabins. getting bit to death by mosquitos. boat bites.

but that was all worth it for the above the above reasons and....
the beautiful sunsets and sunrises. the perfectly clear water everywhere you went. being able to wake up and dive off the bow. learning how to sail a yacht. drying out in the sun every afternoon. relaxing on the hammocks on the islands. being able to go to whatever island you feel like... whenever. chit chats with lauren and carrie and laura and laura's parents. the stars. oh my gosh they were so clear. cooking for everyone and me and laura making kick ass food. hermit crabs in carrie and lauren's bed. stealing the dinghy. ms. french naming laura the "ball grabber." Lauren writing every little thing that happens down in her journal.

ok guys. that's all i'll subject you to. at this point you should be sufficiently jealous of me and laura and the gang.

im gonna go wander around and find something to do.

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this is conors fault.. and its summer. im bored. [25 May 2005|09:40am]
is it like me? maybe kinda )
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work [24 May 2005|12:26am]
love hate relationship

love: the people there! the guys ive met are hilarious and make the whole sweeping a movie theatre thing seem not so bad and the girls are helpful when i have no idea what im doing and are fun to talk to while working. my addiction to free slushies.
hate: the long hours. doing trash.

i do look forward to going to work when i go... but after a couple hours i look forward to leavin too... specially when all the cool people leave first.

bye kids
~ chela
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[18 May 2005|11:15pm]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | system of a down ]

Summer is almost here. I feel completely unproductive and I fear losing my intellectual capabilities *shut up guys. i really have some* that are so few and precious right now.

idea: keep busy
why that's not hard: work just started and volunteering
why that is hard: gotta try and exercise.... and my long breaks of vacation.

speaking of vacation... watch out bmorons.
im totally gonna come somewhere around june 23rd and stay a week or so.
why?
because i love you
and miss you
and we always do crazy fun things.
*remembers my first night during winter break and our fun little photo shoot....*
*remembers the ASIAN MART*

Just wait and see what havoc we can cause when i live there... o:-)

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yaaawn [11 May 2005|11:32pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | jimmy eat world ]

i need to sleep... at some point...
time since i last actually slept: 1 day 4 hours

yea...

i could come up with something about how ive had oh so much to do and thats the reason i havent gotten any sleep.

but im gonna be honest.

and blame it on my poor time management skills.

good night.

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watching the money i havent made yet fly away [30 Apr 2005|08:13pm]
[ mood | anxious ]
[ music | interpol (thats right courtney.. AGAIN) ]

Things I bought for work today:
~ 3 pack of clear nose ring spacers 7.00
~ 2 plain white t shirts 10.00
~ 3 pack of black socks 4.00
~ 1 pair black pants 22.00

my shoes would be on there but I couldn't find a pair that fit me right... so I have to wear my mom's 100 dollar shoes for the first few days. but so far that tab adds up to 43 dollars spent on clothes and such for work. POOH!

I'm super nervous about training tomorrow... no not really.

Apparently they are gonna mess up one of the theaters and see how fast each of us can clean it up.
If I do a really bad job... does that mean they wont make me be usher?
I mean they already hired me...
*ponders*
Cleaning theaters is gross
Tearing tickets is boring
Concessions is hectic
box office is the best i guess... besides maybe monitor. All they do is stand in the theater when the movie starts and make sure its the right temperature and everyone can hear the movie. That'd be easy.
Oh well, I'm kinda excited... it being my first job and everything... I really can't be late to this like I'm late to babysitting, volunteering, soccer games, class, and pretty much everything.

COURTNEY IS WORSE THOUGH!

DAMN YOU IB TESTS!!! DAMN YOU.

oh well.. wont be too bad.

in other news i scored a goal today... THATS RIGHT. the first goal our team has scored the entire season and it was scored by me... while playing center mid. I coulda scored the winning goal too... but i missed it. and then the game was over. :-( i'm sorry team!

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I did it... [23 Apr 2005|01:44pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | interpol (thats right courtney) ]

I confirmed enrollment today!
second try.
this time without an emotional breakdown.

funny how ever since i moved here, ive been telling myself i cant wait to leave,
but now that im finally getting ready to...
its like when i left maryland all over again.

im such a dependent baby.
i need my friends.

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nancy... [19 Apr 2005|12:11am]
i got the retarded nancy picture to work!

yesssss!
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the morning after... [17 Apr 2005|12:39pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | radiohead ]

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all of us before prom.
aneal, me, anita, and robbie.

it was good fun.

i made aneal try snails at the restaurant. he liked them.

aneal won like a thousand points for picking me up and carrying me to the car when my feet were killing me.

my dress survived!

eddie and bekah got prom king and queen... WTF? eddie was wearing all animal print and carrying a cane...

We went to two different Kerbey Lane's afterwards.

Eventually I got home at like 6:15 am.

Now I have a soccer game in like an hour... oh this is gonna be fun...

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2005 [14 Apr 2005|09:40pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | some nerdy csi show ]

January: first speeding ticket, costing me 120 dollars to get it dismissed by defensive driving
February: park curfew violation
March: watched two certain reckless drivers get scolded by a cop
April: written warning for speeding 16 miles per hour over.

what will may bring?

speaking of cops...
this just in:
krazyhorse05: u know what sucks? the legislature just passed a zero-tolerance law for traffic laws
chichichela13: wait WHAT?
krazyhorse05: they can actually give u a ticket for 1 mph over now
chichichela13: are you kidding me?
krazyhorse05: it was literally just passed
krazyhorse05: and there's been cops hiding all over my neighborhood

look nancy! another reason for you to NOT stay in Texas!

eh.. what else..
DI competition was fun... the bus ride was made very interesting by the bodily functions of sean.

oh yea!
i got officially accepted to the life science scholars program at umcp... score! i like taking trips to exotic places :-D

ok that is all
~ chela

btw.. i tried to change my icon to a picture of nancy looking retarded... but i couldnt get it to work :-(
hopefully ill get it to work soon.

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this just in [02 Apr 2005|07:39pm]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | GREEEEEEEN day. ]

court leaves me 52 dollars shorter and with three months probation.

yea thats right bitch.

im on probation.


ALSO

the infamous condomers are brandyn and trevor.

yea thanks you jackmonkeys.

it was handlotion.. that white foamy stuff...

chichichela13: man condoming my car..
chichichela13: youre so great at friendships
Tcell006: i just wanted you to be safe

trevor and brandyn suck at life

it was apparent revenge for the ketchup covered tampons and toilet paper we used to mess up trevors car a long time ago.
our prank was better.
better than condoms that look used.
i still win.

~chela

on a side note.. doesnt my little blob guy that shows my "mood" look like hes wetting himself in the previous post.
i guess that works.
wetting yourself is dissapointing.

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condomtastic [01 Apr 2005|08:17am]
[ mood | disappointed ]
[ music | system of a down ]

so i woke up this morning and my moms like..chelsea i know why the dog was barking last night! your car is covered in condoms! they look USED!

im like... duuude lemme see
so i bring the camera...

but when i get out there there are only like 7 condoms.
they are filled with a foamy white substance, the same that i found on a couple of my door handles.
but i was still a little dissapointed.

i didnt think it was picture worthy. they were too sparsely spread out.

but good joke anyway... cause i have to go to school this morning.. with imitation cum splattered on my car.

now... my mom said when she went out there after the dog started barking that the car out there looked new, gold, and like something a redneck would buy...

so who the hell is that?

o well

when people put condoms on your car.. are they implying youre a slut?
*ponders

peace, love, condoms,
chela

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[25 Mar 2005|10:13pm]
[ mood | angry ]
[ music | rape me (no, im not getting sick of that) ]

Soccer started. I = happy. more incentive for me to run. i like my legs after i run.

Im an idiot. you know how i kinda became addicted to answering "YOUR FACE!" to everything people say?
well this little kid im babysitting for today goes
"Hey chelsea! come on!"
and i responded...
"come on your face!"
i was rather ashamed after i realized what i said.
thank god seven year old boys dont understand.

Almost got in an accident coming home tonight.
Some middle aged truck driving ass hole with glasses decided hed turn left into my lane.
oh wait.. but im in that lane.. where am i supposed to go?
oh yea. the curb. a few inches from the pole.
fuck you jackass.

I have road rage.

Stan called me while he was drunk tonight. i get giddy when stan calls. drunk or sober. yay for stan! yay for yale allowing stan to get drunk every weekend so he calls me.

sal wants to see me in his office on tuesday cause he thinks i skipped class on friday. of all days that i skip classes... he has to call me in for a day when i didnt skip at all. i was in every class! every one!
sheesh.
he wants to give me detention for that
then probably another one for being absent or tardy too much.
fuck you im a senior.
i do what i want.

suggest bands to me. indie, rock, punk, whatever. im getting sick of what i have.

love
chela

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RANDOM BALTIMORE PICTURES [18 Mar 2005|11:37am]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | the supremes.. "cant hurry love"... SHUT UP ]

cause... i dont have webshots... and you bmore people need these memories too...

in chronological order.. KINDA

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julianns poster in her room.... i love it.. i just looooove it.

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me and juliann... ok you know what? you'd look this bad if you had come home from the airport the night before at 3:30 am without any luggage and then had to go to the airport first thing in the morning the next day in the clothes youd been wearing for countless hours! and cmon... it was cold... i had to keep my ears warm...

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me and the boys after a night of nice long sleep. the small pudgy one in my lap is bilbo (who has an interesting resemblance to danny devito) and the other manly buff one is shako (who could be Arnold Schwarzenegger... hmm twins? :-))

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julianns hot ass and conors frisky fingers

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at the pool hall. juliann and blaine... arent they cute?!?! blaine got her flowers for valentines day and they both have tongue piercings... made for each other? i think so! *dont kill me ju*

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where i plan on living next year

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hehe.. bra face.. my bra... conors face. yay for a 6 movies in a row marathon with tons and TONS of food!

that is all... enjoy

~chela

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You're a horrible person [12 Mar 2005|02:01pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | green day - i fought the law ]

It's about time someone let you know.

anyway...

me and conor spent the day recording ourselves saying stuff and then playing it back slow and fast...
amazingly enough it kept us entertained for a long time
annd had us laughing till our sides hurt.

we're gay.
we know it.

i came over to conors early today.. like 9:30 and just hopped into bed with her so we spooned for a while, played footsie, had sex.

funny saying of the day: they're smiling because they poo!
awkward moment of the day: when becca, conor, carrie, and james made me eat squid since i was a "SUPER CHINA BUFFET" virgin. gosh. whatever, all i could taste was the massive amount of soy sauce i had it soaking in before actually eating it.

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IM BITING OFF BEN [22 Feb 2005|08:59pm]
But i love you ben.
even though i dont know you well
http://chichichela.friendtest.com

take it guys!
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